Memo to food apes: hygiene
I realise that you are unable to speak High Feline, but surely it isn't too hard for you to guess that when I come to your study door and meow loudly, that what I mean is "I have used the tray. Kindly bury what I have left there, or make it disappear".
The Other Cat Who Does Not Exist speaks a different dialect. When she runs up to you in an excited manner, and then runs off again in the opposite direction, and repeats this a number of times, it means the same thing.
Please handle this matter promptly in future,
-- Frigg.
Current Location: The bed.
Current Mood:  regal
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