Frigg and Mafdet ([info]antipope_cats) wrote,
@ 2007-12-15 17:48:00
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Memo to food apes: hygiene
I realise that you are unable to speak High Feline, but surely it isn't too hard for you to guess that when I come to your study door and meow loudly, that what I mean is "I have used the tray. Kindly bury what I have left there, or make it disappear".

The Other Cat Who Does Not Exist speaks a different dialect. When she runs up to you in an excited manner, and then runs off again in the opposite direction, and repeats this a number of times, it means the same thing.

Please handle this matter promptly in future,

-- Frigg.




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[info]ruralwriter
2007-12-16 02:55 am UTC (link)
Using my Tennessee accent, I announce the presence of unacceptable litter box particulates loudly in a long hall to produce echoes thusly: "Whoa! Whoa! Who-oa-oa-oa!" As I prefer the privacy of my litter box at 4 a.m., I find that the humans are alerted to my cries--but that does not mean they are acceptably responsive.

How is the paw of The Other Cat Who Does Not Exist?

--Crash the Cat

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[info]antipope_cats
2007-12-16 12:45 pm UTC (link)
1T 1Z BETTA N0W!!111!!! THA FUD AP3Z HAV A KAT TORCHUR DIVISE W0T THEY PUTT 0N THA CL0R AN CUTT 1T!!!111!!!!

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