Frigg and Mafdet ([info]antipope_cats) wrote,
@ 2008-11-20 16:24:00
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HAV N00 F1NG BUTT N0T FAYR AN1WA1!!!!111
[info]feorag W3NT3D TOO IKEA YESTADA TOO BY MEEE A N00 BEDD!!11!!!! 1T 1Z DED CUMFY AN 1T 1Z 0RL M1NE AN N0T DAT 0VVER KAT W0T DUZ N0T EGGZISST!!11!!!1 HAV PUTTED M1 FURR 0RL OWVER 1T!!11!!1

1Z 1T T0 ERLY FUR KR1SSMUSS 1KON?

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[info]autopope
2008-11-20 04:43 pm UTC (link)
1Z 1T T0 ERLY FUR KR1SSMUSS 1KON?

Yes.

*Hypocritically punishes Mafdet for icon abuse by confiscating new cat bed on behalf of Other Cat That Does Not Exist*

Edited at 2008-11-20 04:43 pm UTC

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[info]feorag
2008-11-20 04:47 pm UTC (link)
No, no! This is the bed The Other Cat That Does Not Exist would be getting if, of course, she existed. As Frigg does not exist, according to Mafdet, then Mafdet has nothing to be jealous over if the other cat gets such a bed! Or something like that.

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[info]antipope_cats
2008-11-20 04:50 pm UTC (link)
WY D1D U N0TT GET MEE DAT BED??!11?!??!!?

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[info]fontosaurus
2008-11-20 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Do all s.f. writers give their cats "generalized" names? You've got Other Cat That Does Not Exist™ and Scalzi's got Lopsided Cat™. Maybe the reason I cannot finish writing a novel is that my cats have very specific names.

I shall give our group generalized names now:
1. Queen Bitch Cat
2. Retarded Cat
3. Clingy Cat That Smells Funny
4. Man-Whore Cat
5. Ghost Cat

I CAN FINSH NOVEL NAOW?

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[info]antipope_cats
2008-11-20 04:49 pm UTC (link)
THA 0VVER KAT W0T DUZ N0T EGGZISST 1Z KORL3D THATT B1C0Z SHEE DUZ N0T EGGISST!!11!!!

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[info]antipope_cats
2008-11-20 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Ah, you misunderstand. It is not [info]autopope who styles me "the other cat who does not exist", but that other cat, who does not exist. In her non-existent brain, it seems she thinks that I do not exist, whereas really, it is she who does not exist.

I can see from the other comments that I am going to have to get the food apes to go back to IKEA and buy me that throne, which is much better than the glorified cushion they bought for the other (non-existent) cat.

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[info]david_devereux
2008-11-21 12:31 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so (and neither does the Furry Tyrant).

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[info]la_marquise_de_
2008-11-20 05:03 pm UTC (link)
New beds are good, but only if they are people new beds. Cat beds are for dust.

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[info]mjlayman
2008-11-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
Yes, mine are asleep on my bed now. I've been back there twice to pet them and tell them I love them.

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[info]fledgist
2008-11-20 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Clearly, one cat is a humourist and the other is a novelist. The problem is to figure out which is which.

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[info]autopope
2008-11-20 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Alas, you misunderstand: one cat is a neurotic Goth drama queen, and the other is a Friendly Idiot (who sneezes a lot).

Edited at 2008-11-20 05:29 pm UTC

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[info]fledgist
2008-11-20 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Ah.

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[info]brain_hurts
2008-11-20 06:39 pm UTC (link)
yes it is.

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[info]ffutures
2008-11-21 04:57 pm UTC (link)
wAY TOO EARLY

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