Frigg and Mafdet ([info]antipope_cats) wrote,
@ 2008-08-22 02:41:00
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Current mood: angry

UTTA H0R1DNES!!!11!!!
CHEWSDA1 W0Z S0 UNFAYR 1T HAZ TAKED MEE T1LL N0U 2 R1TE ABOWT 1T!!!!1!!!!!

THA FUD AP3Z PUTTED MEE 1N A B0KS AN TAKED MEE A LONNG WA1!!!111!!!1 ATT THA ENND OV THA LONNG WA1 W0Z THA v.e.t.!!!11!!!!! THA KAT BEFOUR MEE W0Z SIAMEEZ AN T0LD THA v.e.t. WER T00 G0 VER1 LOWDLEE!!!111!!! 1 WOZ N0TT RELACKSED!!11!!!

HEE TUK MEE OWT OV M1 BOCKS AN POKEDED AN PRODEDEDEDED MEE AN WAYD MEE AN OVVER 1ND1GGN1TT1ES AN THENN HEE L1FTED UPP M1 TAYL!!!11!!!! 1 H1SED ATT H1M BUTT 1T GOTT WURSE!!111!!!!

1 HAV B1N GROW1N M1 CL0RZ S0 1 KAN HURTT OVVER KAT W0T DUZ N0T EGGSIST MURE, BUTT HEE GRAB MEE AN STARRT TOO KL1P DEM!11!!!!!

1 TOLD H1M 2 BUGERR OF BUTT HEE PURSISSSTID SO 1 T0LD H1M 1F HEE NOTT ST0PP, 1 R1PP OF H1Z FAYCE AN SH1T UP H1Z NOZE. HEE 1GNUR MEE AN TURN MEE R0WND TOO DOO BAK CL0RZ!!!!111!!!! 1 SED "FUK U FUKK1N BASST1D MUVVAFUKKA. U FUKK1N FUKKD WEN 1 FUKK1N GETT FUKK1N HOWLD OV U, FUKKA!111!!!!" 1 KNO v.e.t.s. KAN UNDASTAN FEELINE BUTT HEE PRETEND NOTT TOO HEER AN 1 W0Z LOWDA VAN SIAMEEZ!!!111!!!

AN HEE G1VED MEE PIL!!111!!! 1T 1Z N0TT FAYR!!!111!!!!!




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[info]fontosaurus
2008-08-22 03:17 am UTC (link)
Cats like you need to have their angst mocked.

Gently.

From a distance.

With a Plexiglass divider screen.

No really. A divider screen. Not for my safety -- for my amusement.

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Eleventy?
[info]cat_herder
2008-08-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
Um. Meow?

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Re: Eleventy?
[info]autopope
2008-08-22 09:21 am UTC (link)
Srsly, I didn't know Mafdet could do Rude like that, and I've lived with her for more than five years now ...

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[info]la_marquise_de_
2008-08-22 11:03 am UTC (link)
This is Bad! This is Wrong! Tell the Blue Cross at once and they will put your humans in prison.
And cr*p on their papers. They're asking for it.
In solidarity,
Ish and Horus.

PS That stuck-up Moon-cat says she doesn't see what the fuss is about, but she is stupid.

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[info]ruralwriter
2008-08-22 01:29 pm UTC (link)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-when-cat-is-done-with-you-you-will-need-medical-attention.jpg

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